Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Gift Guide: That Guy

Grumpy Cat
He's your internet-meme-finding, ever-funny, debauchery-seeking favorite. Give him gifts that feed his need for kooky and crazy without getting him in too much trouble. 


A camo shark top loader rucksack. To keep his gear looking tough. From Sprayground.



A bluetooth controlled desktop rocket launcher. He knows what it's for. From ThinkGeek

So he'll never have to tie his shoes again. Hickies elastic laces.



Plastic critter thumb drives. For his files. I'm also partial to the platypus. From Hemingwayfun.


The ultimate capture the flag prize to deck the walls of his pad. From Restoration Hardware.



A giant ice cube tray. For his bourbon, scotch or capri sun. From Amazon.



A beard can coozie. From Arms and Ink on Etsy. Not his style? Try this glow-in-the-dark option.


A fresh take on freshener. To clear out the funky smells and replace them with 'distillery', 'European sports car' or 'hunting lodge.' From Archer.


Ping pong - for reals. From Cooper-Hewitt Design Museum.


For the distillery in his bathroom. Homemade Gin Kit.


A rad t-shirt, no apologies needed. From PL Shop.


Really delicious chocolate-coated pretzels in flavors like PB&J, banana cream and whole wheat pumpkin pie. From Fatty Sundays.
Drinking game coasters. For inspiration and keeping that coffee table clean. From Izola.


Foosball dude wall hooks, for more of his gear. From Design Public.


For the keys to his beach house, the golf cart or the office. Secret Club Tags from Three Potato Four.
The perfect plastic board. A throwback, Nickel Skateboard by Quicksilver.
Should he ever wear a suit (french cuffs as well), lock-picking cuff links. From Sparrow Lock Picks.


Star Wars Ultimate Action Figure Collection. Because it is amazing. From Amazon.


The extremely expressive cubebot. For his desk, for the coffee table. From Poketo.


A serious slingshot. Made for men, not boys from Montie Gear


Low overhead additional lighting for his pad. Just stick and go. Sticky Lamp by Droog.



A painted portrait of his one true love. From Emerald Sun on Etsy.


For more inspired adventures. A go anywhere travel guide, from Third Drawer Down.


A collection of weird and wonderful Soviet architecture. Cosmic Communist Constructions Photographed from Taschen.


Pirate socks, in simple stripes. From the Pirate Supply Store.


The best/funniest collection of canine photography. Underwater Dogs on Amazon.


The essential tool for leaving his mark on filthy surfaces everywhere: windshields, traffic signs, garage doors. The Grime Writer on Amazon.


Finally a classic Caulkin Christmas message. From Chitown Clothing.

1 comment:

  1. I love these ice cube trays Amazon! We have always had the old hard plastic ice cube trays and just don't refill them because they get freezer burnt and it’s a pain to pop them out. These you can pop out one at a time and it’s a nice big cube. With the lid you don't get freezer burnt, and they are strong enough when you put them in the freezer they do not collapse.amazon.com

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